Pre-order Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker, get a pull out map

Square-Enix is giving people who pre-order Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker a dangling DS charm. But wait there’s more! (said in an infomercial voice) The tool contains a map that you have to presumably fold out to get access to, which doubles as a screen cleaner. Somehow I don’t think this is going to get Dragon Quest fans to jump out of their seats and pre-order Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker. A stuffed slime or an art book might have. A foldable map? Not so much.