Ubisoft’s New Hero Is Sir Painhammer?!

While digging through domain name registrations, Siliconera noticed Ubisoft acquired mm-raiders.com and sirpainhammer.com. MM-raiders is blank, but it looks like Ubisoft is ramping up something with Sir Painhammer.

The website is live and Sir Painhammer wants people’s e-mail addresses. (Out of curiosity, we signed up.) Sir Painhammer said we won’t regret it, but nothing happened so far.

Sir Painhamer even has an active Twitter account where he says things like, "Don’t forget that tomorrow is tax deadline day. Just kidding lol that’s like totally not a thing here #iamthe1percent" and "just received my new triple coated emerald toilet brush. Suck it, poop flakes #SWAG."